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Grossology: The (Impolite) Science of the Human BodyJanuary 27 - May 6, 2007It's smelly, sticky, slimy, icky… and you'll have a blast! Come discover the delightfully disgusting world that awaits you at Grossology: The (Impolite) Science of the Human Body! Kids and adults alike will finally get the answers to the questions we're all too embarrassed to ask! Become a dust particle and go exploring inside a giant nose, find out what causes acid indigestion by putting our "Burp Machine" to work, and examine blisters, scabs and more when you climb a large-scale replica of human skin. You'll leave this one-of-a-kind exhibit with a whole new perspective on the world around you and inside you. For an online tour of the exhibit, check grossologytour.org.

Giant hot dog car.

Kitten. Climbed in a box. Cute.

Sleeping kittens

Are adorable. I dare you to disagree.

My new favorite thing in life.

I kinda hate myself on principle, but the chemistry in my brain is very happy.

I think it would be funny if the ridiculous chemistry that happens in my brain as a result of the cats fixes me.

Crispin

Cats

Joseph has kittens!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH your affect is a lie.

Jesse asked me to be best man! Yay! I've never been in a wedding party before!

Sometimes when i am depressed, dianna brings me home fancy, expensive fashion or design magazines filled with beautiful photos of my favorite celebrities or artists. Look at how pretty courtney is!

I found this on my phone . . .

and have no memory of taking it

Sad cupcake face.

Last day.

Printed on the inside of an Almond Joy wrapper were the words,"Candy is a treat. Please enjoy in moderation,"and for the first time since starting my "not drinking in January" thing, I was overwhelmed with a disproportionate emotional response. I'm not sure if it was the idea of someone reading it and realizing, "hey, maybe I shouldn't JUSt eat candy" or if it was the raw simplicity of the prose, but i started crying.

Daria. Yay!

pretty pink phone

kittens

cute.
afterall.
i'm such a hypocrite.

The seagulls lost the football wars. Our city has been shamed.

Rent

I heart Rent so much my head could explode.

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Tanning

My mom suggested I go tanning to help my seasonal depression. I can't believe she actually told me to do something so cancerous . . . it's probably a good idea though.

MUS Story intro

Valerie had never seen anyone uglier than her new philosophy professor. Honestly, how could she ever be expected to understand Nietzsche and Hume if she had to look at that face everyday? It didn’t help that she came to class hung-over every morning, but that was mostly her roommate’s fault—he always gave her vodka instead of water when she was too drunk to notice. This quarter was going to be different, she reflected, she was going to get her shit together and come up with a reason for living . . . or die trying. She tried to concentrate on his words without looking at him, out of all those intelligent dead people, there had to be at least one that had figured everything out, they were supposed to be geniuses and all. She tried to write down everything he said, word-for-word, on her Mac, but soon realized she was looking at celebrity gossip sites. “Fuck!” she thought, “I am such a fucking disaster.”

She discovered that she had actually said it out loud when she felt eyes on her; she looked over to see that an attractive male classmate was staring at her. She resisted the urge to flip him off and began manically typing notes. He continued staring and then scribbled something on a piece of paper and tossed it in front of her. She unfolded it and read:

“The supposition that the future resembles the past, is not founded on arguments of any kind, but is derived entirely from habit.” --David Hume, 1737

Oh God, was that supposed to be deep or something? She ignored him and tried to concentrate on the lecture, this wasn’t fucking American Beauty, where some guy acts a little different than all the rest, so she is all like, “wow he really gets me,” and falls in love with him and they have lots of ridiculous sex. “What a pretentious snob,” she thought.

Ew.

Someone stole a kidney from ''Bodies...the exhibition.''

Some things in life are so happy!

I love generic products. I love that there are kirkland signature nativity sets and boxes of Target wine. I really loved living in a state where i could buy albertson's brand liquor (i also hated living there, but that's irrelevant here). But i just bought Premier Value blister pack - what a terrible term - sugarless gum at the drug store! It's so wonderful!

And just when I was considering the possibility of watching it some day

the oc is canceled.
i hope you're okay.
call if you need to talk about it.
The O.C., RIP

New Years Resolutions

1. Kill Lois.